you guys are not playing the game right!
whatever......
you wanna talk toenails?
i was listening to some radio show where the dj's had people calling in with horror stories from their youth:
this guy calls and says, he was in "trouble" with his mom, but it was a half joking thing and she was chasing him around the house. She chased him upstairs, and he ran into his room and closed the door. before he could lock it, his mom burst in the door. he had been standing just inside the door, and when the door flew open, the bottom edge caught and removed all of his toenails.
when i heard that, my nuts retreated into my body cavity.