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Gravdigr · 01-07-2015, 03:40 PM

Hey, didja hear about Kirby Delauter? Kirby Delauter is a councilman in Frederick County, Maryland. Kirby Delauter's name was in the paper. Kirby Delauter didn't want Kirby Delauter's name in the paper. Kirby Delauter told them Kirby Delauter didn't want "Kirby Delauter" to be printed without Kirby Delauter's permission. If the paper did print "Kirby Delauter" without Kirby Delauter's permission, Kirby Delauter threatened to sue.

The headline about the Kirby Delauter story read:

"Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter"

Did I mention Kirby Delauter's name?

It's Kirby Delauter.

01-07-2015, 03:40 PM	#2974
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	KIRBY DELAUTER KIRBY DELAUTER KIRBY DELAUTER Hey, didja hear about Kirby Delauter? Kirby Delauter is a councilman in Frederick County, Maryland. Kirby Delauter's name was in the paper. Kirby Delauter didn't want Kirby Delauter's name in the paper. Kirby Delauter told them Kirby Delauter didn't want "Kirby Delauter" to be printed without Kirby Delauter's permission. If the paper did print "Kirby Delauter" without Kirby Delauter's permission, Kirby Delauter threatened to sue. The headline about the Kirby Delauter story read: "Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter" Did I mention Kirby Delauter's name? It's Kirby Delauter. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.