You should get the band back togethor and name it Massive Hetero Wave.
Wrong Door Interaction will open for them!
Incident #4: Was hanging out at the same bar one Saturday night. It was closing time, and people were leaving. Lesbian and her girlfriend (or friend for the night) walked past, and one of them lightly touched my butt. I turned around, shocked, and she winked at me. (whoa!). I could only laugh, because I was taken off guard. Then I was thinking, "Hell, why can't a MAN do that?!?!?!"
Because they know that in today's society, best case scenario they're probably getting slapped, and worst case their ass would be in prison. Probably getting more than "lightly touched."
men in pink (salmnon whatever!) shirts are SO SEXY!
brown hair, buff body,tanned skin, pink shirt.. drool!
Oh dear. Though not in the physically repulsive direction, that's still a pretty far opposite from sexy to me.