...or, if he'd had the sense not to stand in front of a child holding a weapon.
Popdigr taught me how to shoot (bows, and firearms), and I do not have even the vaguest recollection of him EVER getting in front of me when I had a weapon in my hands.
Aaand just for nothing: When I stopped archery, I could hit a LifeSaver candy at 120 feet.
Yeah, I'm awesome like that.