Yeah no suck at all. The people who do this have to make sure they haven't overlooked something, that would be unprofessional and uncool. the way to avoid that is to make a checklist of everything anyone could possibly have. "Possibly" makes it a very long list, but about the only thing not on the list is that bottle of hundred year old scotch tucked away. But then, we'll probably drink that at your funeral.
Seriously man, you don't suck because you don't have all those things, nobody has all those things.
Also, you wouldn't want to hang with people who used that list as the measure of a man.