[Sundae]

It's not all it looks though. I had on a jumper (sweater) and jacket, but underneath was my Hebden Bridge t-shirt. HB is "known" for having a large and voiciferous lesbian population. Dani and I have joked about it in person and even on here.
I have a grade one undercut hairstyle. So when I skipped out of the teashop I was in, to go to the Post Office - without putting my outer garments on - I was catcalled twice in the street because of my presumed sexual orientation.

Little teenage f*ckers. Had I not been feeling so jolly I'd have ended up in prison.
And yes, in a way I invited comment because of my t-shirt.
But no, No, NO.
You are welcome to your personal opinion about my supposed sexuality. But you are NOT entitled to shout across the street about it.
Where there's muck there's brass.

Canalside quiet.