1. I skipped going to MU Journalism School and partied for 20 years instead.
2. I was a major drunk for 25 years.
3. Sex with my psychotic cousin when I was 17.
4. Causing unwarranted emotional harm to a couple of very fine young women in my youth.
5. Marrying my first wife.
6. A few different passes I've made at women (mostly comes under the heading of being a drunk, though)
7. Answering this question in public.
(edited to correct what made me look like I'd never had a math class in my life).
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Last edited by Elspode; 04-17-2004 at 04:20 PM.
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