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My best friend has the most vocal stomach in the lower 48 states.
His makes a sound like a clockspring coming unwound.
It's no longer funny in and of itself, but, occasionally, he'll outdo himself and one of us will get tickled, and then it steamrolls the other into giggles, and before long each of us is just an uncontrolled, jiggly, giggling mess.
And that's when someone decides to come in, and they're all like "WTF is going on, here?", and we be all "Aaaahhhhhh, nothing."
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