I beg your pardon, madam, you take that back! I never wied in my life!
I do not like wied in the file.
I do not like wied in any style.
I will not take wied fried or boiled.
I will not take wied poached or broiled.
I will not take wied soft or scrambled,
Despite an argument well-rambled.
No fan I am of the wied at hand.
Destroy that wied! Today! Today!
Today I say!
Without delay!