I'd wish to know everything in the universe from the beginning of time to the end of time with perfect recall ability. (This would include being able to speak every language as a native, play every musical instrument like a pro, know all martial arts as a master, be as though I'd read every book ever written, know how to make a time machine, know the secret to eternal youth, know who will win every sporting event, know when I will die, what people are thinking, know exactly how to keep idiots like GWB from wrecking America, how to build interstellar space ships and to communicate with alien cultures, etc.)
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin
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