[Sundae]

I was tempted to put this in the nightmare thread...

I mean y'all know I have issues with walking down stairs with doors open behind me, mirrors/ reflections in dark windows, clowns, ventriloquist dummies being sentient etc. I think these fears are common if not always acknowledged.

But this... this...
I worry that dolls will come to life and try to steal my eyes with their cold plastic fingers (because they want real eyeballs for their horried frozen faces, all the better to watch you with) but this is actually so OTT that I'm not sure if I'm terrified or just sad.
Oh I wouldn't let it over the threshold. They can double bluff, you know.

And FTR, this is not a comedy style doll, like Garbage Patch Kids or something.
There's a real range of them.
I just pulled the worst out for a photo op.

I call it Used Paedo Toy.
One of the others looks like he's constipated, the other like he's been spiked (in a Withnail way).

£4.99? I guess they can't give them away free or it would make people even more suspicious.