The other night Mom&Popdigr (65 & 73) were eating watermelon, they luuuuurve them some watermelon, let me tell you. Anyway, while munching away, Popdigr's dentures decide to come loose. No problem, it's
watermelon, right? Pop reaches up and just takes his teeth out, and takes them to his little false-teeth-bucket in the bathroom, comes back, and continues munching.
Momdigr looks up at him when he comes back, and asks "What was that about?".
Popdigr responds:
"I took such a big bite of watermelon, I had to take my teeth out to eat it."
Pop doesn't have much of a sense of humor, but, every now and then...