[Radar]

Catwoman has said that I'm gay
To that there's one thing I can say
I've got a great wife
For the rest of my life
And that is the way it will stay

Her beauty's above and beyond
We've got an unbreakable bond
She's got style and grace
And a beautiful face
So don't even try to respond

You know I'm a talented guy
But not matter how hard that you try
You've got to beware
You're so ugly you'd scare
Frankenstein if you walked by his eye

Of course I am totally straight
It's my inescapable fate
I was born that way
I'll never be gay
The opposite sex is my mate

I think your detector is broke
And points to the wrong sort of bloke
I just like the chicks
And don't want no dicks
And that my dear friends is no joke

You've told everyone you're a cat
So sleek, so sexy and all that
We know it's not true
and something's askew
'cause you're really just ugly and fat

This game is becoming a bore
and typing these poems is a chore
So I must say adieu
'cause my time here is through
I don't want to do this no more