[Sundae]

I haven't asked a man his size since I was a teenager.
Although the Evil Ex told me his when I was in my twenties. Not surprisingly, he lied (I looked it up with a tape measure afterwards.)
And no, I'm not talking about his heid, although it seemed to be where he kept his conscience.

But now I want to know the size of every man on the Cellar.

The head above the collar of course.
Because as Blackadder told us, size is no guarantee of quality...

I wonder why men think bigger is better for men, but smaller is better for women?
I mean, have you ever known a woman who measured her snatch?

I'm sorry.
I'm really being coarse in a sensible thread.