[xoxoxoBruce]

Wine, wine, fruit of the vine, help me score, this chick divine.
Come on Ripple, go two buck Chuck, this is the babe, I want to... have a stimulating discussion about wines with.

To some, nectar of the Gods. Proof God loves us. The crown of creation. The epitome of civilization.

While others say, a step above sharing the toilet bowl with the dog. Gets me high. Doesn't burn like whiskey. The boxes are handy, but corks suck. Seems to dissolve roofies well.