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Nope, it's not from the Onion. It's from Bizarre News. I get Bizarre News AND the Onion, and it hasn't been in the Onion. Bizarre News only reports real stuff. Besides, it's CALIFORNIA....the home of the drive-through funeral homes. Does a nudie church really surprise you?
Sidhe
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