To be fair to Dude, I would agree that everything BK sells is tasteless crap.
But in light of your response I would write, "Everything I've ever eaten at the court of the Burger King has disppointed me, forsooth. But sometimes when needs must, I try to put aside my prior reckoning and eat again in hope that I was in error. Sadly, this has never been my experience. So I say to thee again, everything BK sells is tastless crap."