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Old 11-14-2015, 04:20 PM   #351
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Originally Posted by Aliantha View Post
Oh, I don't have a penis in the kitchen.
I keep one in my pants.

At all times.

Never leave home without it.

Better to have it, and not need it, than to need it, and not have it, I always say.
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