[Sundae]

That was brilliant!
One of my first thoughts was, "See! You guys used to eat peas too!"

Another was to wonder what Swiss cheese was.
We tend to eat cheese by name here, not by country. Then I remembered I was only three at the time of that dish - it's quite possible people were eating cheese by nationality here too. And to be fair, cheese is often named by region or town - just not country.

I don't think the Ham Banana Roll recipe really exists. If it did, it's because it was once one of my nightmares. It seeped out of my ears one night, flowed down the stairs and under the door and made itself real. It has existed since in a quasi-life on the internet, hoping to terrorise more people.
Close your eyes! It can get in through your tear ducts!!