Director: 1, 2, 3, 4 - here it goes. This is like a mirror between you, and then he goes this way, and then let's say you were to point at each other. You're doing the same thing, aren't you? No, you're not angry at him..
Gerald: No, I'm not.
Director: No, you're just pointing at him. "Hey, you! I know you! I know you!"
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