This series of events just happened to me:
Traffic is way lighter than usual. Weird, I think.
Walk into a restaurant. It's completely empty. The staff is all at the bar watching a football game on TV. Even the girls. That's annoying, I think. But then I get their attention, get my to go order, and leave.
I go out to my car to eat, and browse instagram. Man, a lot of people are posting about football. That's weird, I think.
Man, Stephen Colbert is really pushing his post-super-bowl show, that's weird since it's not for awhile yet.
OH WAIT.
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