[xoxoxoBruce]

Honey, I'm home.
Rough day, Dear?
Terrible, I'm dead on my feet. I need a beer.
There's some cooling in the water down stairs.



Oh crap, none up here?
No, it's chilling in the cold water.



According to this Boston lawyer...

•Over 1 Million injuries occur each year as the result of stairway falls.
•Staircase and stairway accidents constitute the second leading cause of accidental injury, second only to motor vehicle accidents.
•Each year, there are 12,000 stairway accident deaths.

So don't fret the danger of alcohol... unless you're using the stairs.

This link tells about these stairs in Portugal.
If you want fancy stairs, look here.