I'm not cool* because:
I HAVE to post in purple.
I don't have one piece of clothing that could be considered designer in any way, shape or form.
I LOVE shopping at Wal-Mart
I can go from nice person to ultra-bitch in .01 seconds for no reason and without remorse. (Usually have a reason, tho.)
I'm overweight.
I make tissue paper flowers. Well.
* What today's society generally considers "cool"
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