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Old 08-25-2016, 05:26 PM   #1320
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Originally Posted by glatt View Post

Also, when you abuse a Craftsman ratchet and break it, Sears will replace it, no questions asked.
Best Sears story EVAR:

A former cow-orker bike mechanic found a huge box of rusty craftsman wrenches at a tag sale. They were completely fucked and he had to scrape to see the craftsman name. He took the box to Sears and dumped them on the counter. The salesman gave him this look and asked, "Where the hell have these been?"

My cow-orker told him, "It doesn't matter where they've been, they're here now."

He ended up with a set of new wrenches for about $3.00
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