Check out the first link on the first post.
These are the oldest insects in the world (IIRC). They were born 17 years ago, and are about to swarm again.
These guys are about as harmless as daddy-log-legs, but they are huge (2" long, .5" wide), noisy, and there are going to be millions of 'em.
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