[jdbutler]

"Clapdance" What you may get at an extremely sleazy strip-club.

"Dichael" The Archangel of lesbians.

"Fratulence" The malodorous aroma emitted at Keg parties.

"Gincontinence" When you drink so much you piss your pants.

"Gaelick" The preferred vernacular of Irish homosexuals.

"Inferior Decorator" An under-talented flamer that you do not want decorating your house.

"Irregae" Off-key Jamacian music.

"Jet Fag" What you experience when sitting next to an inferior decorator on an airliner.

"Lumpty Dumpty" The fortunate egg that was only slightly injured in the great fall.

"Matholic" A devout, albeit guilt ridden, statistician.

"Misturbator" The polite way to refer to an eldery jag-off such as myself.