Quaint? You pompous motherfucker, mountains are not erections, you had no hand in creating the geology, or geography of WA which only came about for raping nature, and thee only reside there by happenstance.
Having spent considerable time there, I will admit it's attractive, if you can put up with changes in climate every 75 miles. But viewing lovely scenery is like seeing a gorgeous street walker when you can't be late for work. Makes an unpleasant commute.
The MA turnpike has a sign saying highest point on I-90 east of the Rockies.