1) What do you hoard?
Weed.
2) Gnu or Emu?
Emu!
2) Do you usually turn left or right onto the street when leaving your home?
I back out to the left.
3) Death by quicksand or boa constrictor?
Quicksand, I don't wanna be boa poop.
4) centimeters or inches?
Inches.
5) What was the last complaint you made in a restaurant?
I paraphrased Custer at the The Last Stand, "Where'd all these fucking pickles come from?".
7) Pepsi, Coke, Don't care, Don't Drink Cola?
Pepsi. Caffeine-free.
8) What happened to 6)?
Well, it was here just a minute ago.
9) What word did you learn most recently?
Diocesan - of or concerning a diocese.
10) What color is melancholy?
Blue, of course.