1) 6” of rain or 6” of snow? Am I out in it? If so, snow.
2) What word do you misspell or mistype most regularly? From, have to fix it almost every time.
3) You have the equivalent of two hours local minimum wage in your pocket, nothing in the bank, but payday is tomorrow. It’s noon. How do you spend it? Doobie and brew.
4) If life was a game of chess, which piece would you be? Pawn, no doubt.
5)You are adopted by a 3-legged ginger cat. What name do you give it? Tripod
6) Ketchup or hot sauce? Ketchup, most of the time.
7) What’s the phone number you remember from furthest back in your life and whose was it? The phone on my wall rfn. Mom&Popdigr have had the same home phone number for 50 years.
8) Squirrels: desirable? Absolutely. Well, the desireable ones, anyway.
9) What does September make you think of? Parents. Both their birthdays are in September.
10) Pandas or Koalas?. Koalas. They're koalafied, y'know.
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