My journalist friend (who really did encounter a "Placenta" -no urban myth) also encountered a couple of Cliniques. Even if you hadn't heard of the Make-up brand, what would you be thinking? There's probably a Laboratoire somewhere.....
....oh I once thought I heard a mom call her girl Latrine, but I was never able to ascertain if that was her name or I misheard

I'd forgotten about that. I'm sure I must have misheard.