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My dad claims he wants to be cremated, sealed in a can. Then we are all to travel to his home-town and play tin-canny-oh with him.

I would like to be cremated and then my ashes thrown over a cliff on a windy day. Everyone is to have a party. If I have money to leave I want a beautiful park built, more like a sprawling, maze garden though. Lots of vines especially passion, moon, and morning glory. I want plum trees in my garden too, because I grew up with an orchard of plum trees, delicious. Its also illegal to purposely kill any spider in my garden. The rest of what I want is in my will.