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missaminus · 02-12-2007, 11:20 PM

People that appear to be orchestrating takeovers of third world countries via ATM machine- hurry the heck up!

People who wear clothes that are incredibly unflattering for their body type- "Just because it comes in your size, honey, doesn't mean you should wear it!"

People who say "like" every other word (my daughter)

People who get on a crowded elevator with last night's party still on their breath- gag!

Sales reps calling with Indian accents (obviously from Mumbai) claiming to be John Smith or Dave Jones

spit on the sidewalk

people who wear too much perfume/cologne

young ladies who come to work with their "tramp stamp" showing

the alarm clock at 5 a.m.

the 10 lbs I can't seem to get off my lard ass

02-12-2007, 11:20 PM	#119
missaminus Writer of Writings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: I bloom where planted Posts: 14	People that appear to be orchestrating takeovers of third world countries via ATM machine- hurry the heck up! People who wear clothes that are incredibly unflattering for their body type- "Just because it comes in your size, honey, doesn't mean you should wear it!" People who say "like" every other word (my daughter) People who get on a crowded elevator with last night's party still on their breath- gag! Sales reps calling with Indian accents (obviously from Mumbai) claiming to be John Smith or Dave Jones spit on the sidewalk people who wear too much perfume/cologne young ladies who come to work with their "tramp stamp" showing the alarm clock at 5 a.m. the 10 lbs I can't seem to get off my lard ass __________________ "The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage." J. Jacques, Questionable Content, #478