I'll wait until the blueberries arrive (you turned my daughter into a blueberry!)
edit: Oh, the blueberries have already arrived. oops.
But doesn't the first pic remind you of the Lowered Expectation commercials from SNL? Not that the subject matter is any kind of low expectation, he's the bomb, but I can't look at that pic without the music from those commericals popping into my head.