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Man with world's largest penis frisked by TSA at Calif. airport

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"
When a pat-down led to suspicion that Falcon might be carrying a foreign object in his pants, he was led through X-ray body scanners and a metal detector.
A puzzled TSA agent asked him if he had "some sort of growth." Falcon, amused, said no. But he told The Huffiington Post that well, he does have a growth.
Falcon said that after TSA officials had confirmed that the "package" was a only a natural appendage, they appeared to interpret it as a new kind of biological threat. He tells how the young security guard who gave him a pat down appeared intimidated, taking extra care to pat gingerly around his prominence. Falcon told the TSA official, "It's my d**k." He said: "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [it] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

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