[Gravdigr]

This past garbage pick up day, I went to wheel the bin back it's spot, and I noticed a piece of paper in my yard, over close to that neighbor. I went to pick it up, and, when I saw what it was, the plan formed itself in less than a second. The piece of trash was pretty close to this loud-ass car of my neighbor's.

The piece of trash may, or may not have found it's way under the gas cap location (still on the ground, only my shoe may or may not have touched this errant piece of trash) on said loud-ass car. I have no idea how this piece of trash may have found it's way to this particular spot, under/near the fueling location of said car, I just know it was there when I last saw it.

I also haven't the faintest clue how the gas cap found it's way to top of the trunk, resting in clear view of whoever may get in the vehicle.

Did I forget to mention what the piece of trash actually was?

It may or may not have been a discarded empty bag of sugar.

I would like to take this opportunity to state, for the record, I did not sugar that gas tank, or any other gas tank. I do not know how the gas cap came to be resting on the trunk lid.

It may or may not appear at first blush that sugar was put in the tank. Never happened.

I really do not like that guy.

And, now, Ima go to jail, and/or get sued, cuz you people have inquiring minds. Yeah, I know I shoulda not posted anything.

See what you did? I hope you're happy.

OK, lay it on me. I can take it. I know it makes me a hypocrite. I know at least two of ya are gonna lay into me. Let me have it.