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Old 02-16-2016, 04:22 AM   #9
Sundae
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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This is a much nicer post than I expected.
I had a horrible vision of blood-sucking underwear. I certainly wasn't thinking of Monster's children (offspring) but instead what it would mean to have blood drained from potentially engorged regions (AGAIN - NOT thinking of younglings!) and sucked and sucked and the whole medical community baffled.

The mysterious wasting disease. The painful tests and treaments. The sadness of the slowly weakening owner of said underwear, who still managed to keep their lucky pants clean...

I scare myself sometimes.
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