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Originally Posted by monster

1) Are more of your accessories brown or black?
Black
2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors?
Nope.
3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry?
perhaps a weeks worth!
4) Should burger buns have seeds on them?
sesame seeds are the defining characteristic of a burger bun.
5) Finish this Haiku:
Typewriting Monkeys
Produceth not the Shakespeare
but rather throw poo.
6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps
my eldest son telling me about his command auditory hallucinations.

7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology?
Last.
8) What would the number 6 smell like?
a half dozen eggs!
9) How do you like your fried eggs?
Runny, over easy, yolk broken.
10) What's your favorite holiday? Public/religious/cultural/whatever)
none.