[classicman]

1) Are more of your accessories brown or black?
Black
2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors?
No
3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry?
1 week - same as sheets - All that sort of stuff gets washed on Sunday.
4) Should burger buns have seeds on them?
No buns.
5) Finish this Haiku:
Typewriting Monkeys
Produceth not the Shakespeare
There is dirt to clean.

6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps
Steak grilling
7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology?
Middle - I like to get the mistakes outta the way before I get in.
8) What would the number 6 smell like?
Tofu
9) How do you like your fried eggs?
properly cooked.
10) What's your favorite holiday? Public/religious/cultural/whatever)
Christmas - most people are nicer - even here on the east coast which is full of asshats.