[Al Gore smoking]

Yea, its me again. You've heard of the tickle me Elmoe doll? This is the prototype for the "lie-to-me-al-gore" doll. The marketting people say the preproduction orders have already topped 6. It has three pre-recorded messages including "there's no controlling legal authority, I initiated the investigation into the creation of the internet, and Do you have a light ?" The cost of the production doll will be $12 if your daddy is an hourly worker and $25 if he's a salary white collar evil capitalist.