[monster]

There was an old gal from Dunkirk
Whose son was a bit of a jerk
When she needed a walker
He bought her a porker
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There was a young chap from Munich
Who has just one ball but two dicks
When asked about sex
He said "It's great, I can flex
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A gentle young soul from The Hague
was quite vocal but also quite vague
When asked for their purpose
They said "I just feel so surplus
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