I just popped in to say that this thread title makes me snort every time it pops up on the screen.
As for something related to the thread... I'm currently sitting alone in one of the worlds shadiest motel 6's, and I have to stay here for a few more hours. Came to help a friend out since her husband had to work at the last minute and she didn't want to stay in a motel by herself in an unfamiliar town. Probably a good bet now that we've seen the place.
BUT in a few hours my stay will be over, and hopefully it will be uneventful until then.