[Glinda]

Jennifer Saginor - she was the daughter of Hef's private doctor, who brought her to live at the Mansion because she demanded to live with her father at the Mansion. Not Hef's doing (although he should have insisted his doctor remove her from the house).

Izabella St. James - Aw. The Mansion was "shabby," and she had to be in by 9 p.m. most nights. How awful for her!

Kendra Wilkinson - Her life with Hef doesn't sound so terribly ugly or damaging. In fact, she says some very kind things about him.

Holly Madison - Apparently life after Hef consists of writing whiny books about how innocent she was, how damaged she is, and how MEAN everybody has been to her. *pout*

Dorothy Stratten -Murdered by her husband; hardly Hef's fault.

Gloria Steinem - Paid by her magazine employer in 1963 to reveal what it took to be a Bunny. The astonishing answer: pretty, thin, and able to serve drinks in high heels. I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Meh.