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Old 01-15-2004, 12:58 AM   #10
Umm ... yeah.
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Location: Arkansas, USA
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      There are three types of sex in any long term relationship. House sex, room sex and hall sex.
      House sex is at the beginning of the relationship when things are still really hot and no matter where you are in the house you'll just do it then and there.
      After the relationship matures a little bit you both know when it's time and you head to the bed room. That's when your you're at room sex.
      After you do that for awhile you find yourself having hall sex. That's when you pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you."

      Additionaly, some relationships have a fourth type, Court Sex. That's when her lawyer fucks you in front of the judge.
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