From the five year old who says, "Nor shall I..."
"I want to wear my camouflage shirt." (She hasn't got a camo shirt. Five minutes later she appears wearing her tie-dye shirt. Hippie camouflage, I suppose.)
"The red pigeon-looking bird is in our yard." (Cardinal) "I call cardinals red pigeons because they look like pigeons."
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