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Gravdigr · 03-24-2019, 11:55 AM

I hope that thing you've laughed at all your life afflicts you in your old age.

I hope you wake up late. Just a little.

I hope the sauce squirts out the back of your burger when you bite it.

I hope your soda goes flat before you can enjoy it.

I hope you step in cold cat yak.

I hope the cat comes in from outside, sits down on your bare foot, and touches it with his cold bunghole.[/actuallyhappenedtoMomdigr]

03-24-2019, 11:55 AM	#170
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope that thing you've laughed at all your life afflicts you in your old age. I hope you wake up late. Just a little. I hope the sauce squirts out the back of your burger when you bite it. I hope your soda goes flat before you can enjoy it. I hope you step in cold cat yak. I hope the cat comes in from outside, sits down on your bare foot, and touches it with his cold bunghole.[/actuallyhappenedtoMomdigr] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.