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footfootfoot · 12-04-2010, 08:33 PM

Oatmeal 7.
Oatmeal 7 is better than regular oatmeal. In fact, it is 7 better than regular oatmeal (The way mom makes it) Dad makes Oatmeal 7 which is only one better than oatmeal 6.

Oatmeal 7 is:

Rolled oats, the slow kind, not instant.
Milk or half and half
pinch of salt
vanilla extract
butter
Maple syrup, or brown sugar, or honey (No you can't have all three, that's disgusting)
Cinnamon

Add it all together and cook it. It's Oatmeal 7 and it's better than regular oatmeal.

My kids ask for it by name.
GFCF must make the appropriate subs with almond milk or something.

12-04-2010, 08:33 PM	#120
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oatmeal 7. Oatmeal 7 is better than regular oatmeal. In fact, it is 7 better than regular oatmeal (The way mom makes it) Dad makes Oatmeal 7 which is only one better than oatmeal 6. Oatmeal 7 is: Rolled oats, the slow kind, not instant. Milk or half and half pinch of salt vanilla extract butter Maple syrup, or brown sugar, or honey (No you can't have all three, that's disgusting) Cinnamon Add it all together and cook it. It's Oatmeal 7 and it's better than regular oatmeal. My kids ask for it by name. GFCF must make the appropriate subs with almond milk or something. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs