I generally fancy "ugly" or "unconventional" men (speech marks because to me they're yummy).
Steve Pemberton,
Ian Hislop, Frank Skinner,
David Baddiel (although he was gorg when he was younger!) I'd pay to see any of them in a state of undress. Better yet, naked with any of the others! I'm a sick, sick woman....
But really, look them up on YouTube, IMHO they're the cream of English comedy. Well, they rise to the top anyway