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I just reminded myself of a scene from NYPD Blue...
Sipowicz has just arrived on scene, where a man has killed his wife. The man is being treated for a large v-shaped (no, it didn't look like Big V) wound in his head. When asked why he killed his wife, he explains that he didn't mean to, but, she had hit him in the head "wif a smoovah".
The cops look around at each other for a moment. Sipowicz asks "Whaddya mean she hit you 'wif a smoovah'? Whatta hell is a 'smoovah'
The man replied "You know, a smoovah, like ya smoove out da wrinkles on a shirt."
His wife had hit him in the head with an iron.
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