When I checked into the hotel it was almost midnight. Next morning I look out and one of the parking lots is full of cop caps. Holy shit, they found me.
Turns out the United States Police Canine Association was there for a week doing a teaching and training seminar. There was about 40 dogs living in the hotel. They were everywhere, in the halls, lobby, elevators, just passing through, training was on the roof. It was so hard not to pet them, but I know that's a no-no.
I was walking past three cops and two dogs in the lobby, when I noticed one dog had unusual markings. I know I gave it more than a casual glance, then as I turned my head to watch where I was walking I heard a growling. I looked back and it was one of the cops.