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Old 05-28-2015, 08:39 AM   #8
Undertoad
Radical Centrist
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Either he gets rid of staff who actively, vociferously wish my death on a daily basis, or he faces the biggest EEOC lawsuit ever, and I go out on my own.
You may certainly begin proceedings. But what you MUST do, MUST MUST MUST,...

You are an hour late for shift. A friend calls the main desk. "Do you know where Ortho is? I was on the mobile phone with her and suddenly it went dead and I can't reach her. It sounded like an accident! She was on the highway and she screamed and then it went dead!"

Fifteen minutes later someone calls as a cop. "We think we'll have an inbound for ER but this may take a while. It's definitely gonna be a DOA. This is a mess. Semi hit a passenger car. I thought I would call because it looks like she's one of yours. She's dressed like she's headed in for work and I saw one of your badges. No I couldn't make out who it was, like I said it's a mess, and I'm now 500 feet away managing the accident site. Oops, gotta go."

An hour later (give it time to spread) you just casually stroll in.

"What?"
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